laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

cats-on-cats-on-cats:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

The only thing worse than crocs are these

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I am offended. These are my absolute favorite shoes in the world. It’s like walking barefoot but not. It’s sheer magic. Remember all the times you’ve wanted to walk around barefoot outside, but there were too many rocks? Problem solved. You can use your toes in rock climbing, use your feet more in running, it’s such a magical feeling. How dare you say these are worse than crocs. You must be the croc founder trying to save your name. Well it’s NOT WORKING. I HAVE NO SHAME.

NO.

SHAME.

labish:

I have no regrets making this

nintendoggystyle:

nobody calls me maybe

Because that’s not your name.

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

God bless that artist. He deserves an award.

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

I’ll let you season my noodles.

Boss.

Her little brother is so cute.

okaysizedbangtheory:

who has two thumbs and is offended by everything?
every tumblr user

I lost my thumbs while trying to feed an orphaned Koala bear you asshole.